They were way more interested in learning the alphabet or whatever than they were in learning how to rip a moose in half with their bare hands. Then make a helmet out of its skull. Then to use that helmet to help kill more moose. Collect the skull helmets. Combine. Assemble. Super moose skull helmet. Infinite power. Bratniss Everclean
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Whenever people tell you that they were interested in learning the alphabet and how to count before they were interested in basketball, they’re lying to you. The truth is that these people were interested in all of that stuff before they started trying to kill moose with their bare hands.

Source: The Hunger But Mainly Death Games: A Parody

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